The “Please excuse me while I slip in and out of higher consciousness” T-shirt

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There are shirts you wear… and then there are shirts that quietly suggest you might not be fully participating in this dimension.

Introducing:
The “Please excuse me while I slip in and out of higher consciousness” T-shirt

Perfect for:

casual social gatherings where you may or may not be spiritually transcending mid-conversation
long grocery store lines where your body is present but your awareness has taken a brief sabbatical
moments when someone is talking to you and you are… technically listening, but also witnessing the vastness of existence

The fabric is soft enough to ground you, while the message gives you full permission to disappear—philosophically, emotionally, or just… for a second.

Pairs well with:

tea
staring into space
saying “wow” slowly after someone explains something very normal

Because sometimes you’re here.
And sometimes… you’re not entirely.

And now, finally, you have something to wear that explains absolutely nothing and everything at the same time.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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There are shirts you wear… and then there are shirts that quietly suggest you might not be fully participating in this dimension.

Introducing:
The “Please excuse me while I slip in and out of higher consciousness” T-shirt

Perfect for:

casual social gatherings where you may or may not be spiritually transcending mid-conversation
long grocery store lines where your body is present but your awareness has taken a brief sabbatical
moments when someone is talking to you and you are… technically listening, but also witnessing the vastness of existence

The fabric is soft enough to ground you, while the message gives you full permission to disappear—philosophically, emotionally, or just… for a second.

Pairs well with:

tea
staring into space
saying “wow” slowly after someone explains something very normal

Because sometimes you’re here.
And sometimes… you’re not entirely.

And now, finally, you have something to wear that explains absolutely nothing and everything at the same time.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!